The End of My First Online Semester

The end of the semester is upon me at last. I have mailed in all my final projects. I've done all the discussions I will be doing tonight at least. And the "kids" were trying their best to help during the whole process. Cookie was trying to show by example what a well earned rest looked like...


While Chicken Little refused to let me set up any more still lifes, and stood vigilantly at the ready to be cute whenever necessary!

Shinobi said to heck with it and tried to pose creatively for one last canvas, but she just couldn't sit still that long. She's only a baby after all!

My two-legged children have been nowhere to be seen in ages now. I don't think they love me very much any more... Or maybe its because they have real lives out there in the real world? I may never know!!!

Ahh, the joy of exercising...

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add oneminute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.

3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

4. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.

6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

10. If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.