I'm Still in My Jammies...

Well, I just have to take a break from the world...

It's almost 4:00 in the afternoon, I am still in my jammies, grinding at this computer.
~~~ again~~~. I have been at it since 9:30 this morning, and frankly, I am losing my mind!
Been writing a paper for my philosophy class, my explanation of Hinduism. Yeah, right. MY views of Hinduism! I have been trying to condense 26 pages of handwritten notes into 3 or 4 typewritten pages on the subject. I am basically parroting a long-winded professor on a long-winded religion. Good thing I am not a Hindu, ~~~ Karma would have my butt back in my next life as a toad! Or a blade of grass. Something equally fathomless; for all the terrible thoughts I have been having about the whole thing.

But then, whoever God is, is gonna get me for a lotta things in my life!

Take Spongebob Squarepants fruit snacks.

Whoever the idiot was who invented that whole transvestite, whiney, repulsive (do you detect a theme yet?) idea of this cartoon should come back as a greasy spot on the sidewalk that dogs lap at and an occasional cat pees on. But during my torture at the computer console, I have been going through little bags of fruit snacks, taking an almost perverse pleasure in biting their little heads off... They're not tasty. Lord knows why I have eaten 3 of them so far. But weird times call for weird measures. and as stated before, I fear I will be lose my mind long before this paper is completed. I got the box from the food bank I volunteer at 2 days a week.My kids won't eat them. I should be putting them to a good use, like throwing at the noisy neighbors in the apartment downstairs from my balcony!

But I digress.

Classes are almost half over, and this is just the first of many papers I will have to write. We're heading for Buddhism next. Wonder what earthly delights I will be able to find to occupy my time for that paper!?....

Why do I bother?!

Ok, ok.
I write, and noone reads (again.) I am just hurt!

So have a nice evening, NOT reading my blog, and I will just go and eat chocolate.

All this and Freud, too...

Man, there Has to be an easier way to get financial aide in the world...
I am taking a full schedule at school, And work experience, And publishing a book at school, And taking care of my family, And my mother (ok, that has nothing to do with school, but I am still doing it at the same time as everything else!) I am exhausted, with no end in the near future.

BUT, I am a woman of my word, so here is my tagged responses to what attracts me to the opposite sex:

1.) Sexy eyes. Yeah that is a real answer. Some men are leg men, I see eyes first. So if you have bleary, red, baggy eyes, I probably won't give you a second look, sorry...

2.) Tall men. At almost 6 feet tall myself, it has been an ongoing problemall my life finding a date who didn't spend most of his time talking to my cleavage. Ahhh, men are such pigs!

3.) At least a moderate level of intelligence. I would like to be able to talk to him for a while. Really, I am not a totally superficial person, but the first two traits might make it look that way.

... Since that knocks out the majority of the males in the world, where am I supposed to go from here?

Ok, ok, I am just rambling, but I have just spent a grueling week studying Freud for psychology and Hindu religion for philosophy, working at the local food bank, reading manuscripts for our book, cleaning my house and my mom's, feeding everything that moved, grocery shopping, running errands, paying bills, knitting a pair of socks, and some other things I forget at the moment...

So how was YOUR week?